Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Sape kate robot x sexy~


Last nyte...

Wearing a worn out sweater..
An oversize slipper....
I fell in love...
OH..OPTIMUS...
naper la ko sgt hot..
*drool*
ok i can't stop drooling..

ok where the f**k is my candy??

*mencari candy sambil collecting drool*

dammit....


Sunday, June 28, 2009

Today sucks...~

*kawan bg pinjam selipar ni sbb selipar aku basah pas basuh

today sucks coz.......
aku pg bute da terpijak taik kucing..

lahanat ko kucing...
xder tempat len ke nk berak...

bad mood

*teraba mencari bubblegum*

Friday, June 26, 2009

The man in my life~

When I was young...
I was on top of the world..
Everything was within reach..

When I was a teenager..
I screwed up big time..
Like there's no light at the end of the tunnel..
Sitting and wondering..
'Have i crushed my own dream and future'

Then there was a hand that encircle me in a very gentle embrace..
He whispered..'Papa tahu adik bleh buat'..
Tears streaming down my eye..

He held his hand for me..and guide me through the way..Never let go..ever..

'Happy Father's Day'..

Thursday, June 25, 2009

'Snake'ing

Me n colleague have found this new obsession..
Start out as something innocent..
Later we become addicted..
Things like this only happen when we get sooooo bored...
People here called it meng'ular'...
So when ever we wanna strike out for the activity..
We called it 'Snake'ing..
So that it wudn't sound so obvious..
Get it???
aku tau korg x paham..
xper la..
jnji aku n kawan ku bahagia...

*tetibe t'ingt komik sin chan ular gulung bentuk taik*

(can haram)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Hiccups~

I was blog hopping..stop by at popia elektrik..
He was wondering nape pinggang die x brenti mengecik...

Reminds me of a story..

A few days back I was having severe hiccups..
I've tried everything...
Minum air la..
Tarik nafas dalam, thn sampai muke merah padam (cam haram)..
Golek2 atas lantai la (ok exagerrating)
Ade offer nk letak kapas atas dahi (kuang asam, ingt aku bayi gajah gamaknye)
Nothing worked..

Pastu salah seorang hausmate ku berkata..

'fairuz nk membesar lagi ek' (haram, nk kutuk aku pendek la tu)

seorang lagi mencelah tanpa segan silu...

'ah ah bukn membesar menegak, tapi melintang' (jahanam, keji aku gemuk la tu..hahahaha)..

ok...aku rase nk berjogging ptg ni...di atas katil mungkin....

hahaha....

*chew candy*

STRESSSSSS....aku nk bdn Maya Karin~

Monday, June 22, 2009

huahuahua~

story number 1

dulu ingt x kecik2 kite ade fail warna cekelat kiter kene isi..

ada satu ruangan tu kiter kene isi cite2 kiter..

ikut preference la....

cite2 normal yg slalu di isi..doktor..pensyarah..pramugari...

kawan ku bercerita...

'dulu aku ade kawan..die isi kt situ..pekerja kilang'

aku berkata 'heh?biar benor...nape die nk jd pekerja kilang?'

kawan aku ckp la...

'cikgu pun tny die nape die nk jadi pekerja kilang, budak tu jawab..'saye nk jd pekerja kilang sebab makcik sebelah umah pakai gelang smpai siku, die kerja kilang'

aku gelak terbahak2...

logik sgguh pemikiran budak itu...

pastu kawan aku cakap..cikgu suh die tukar...




story number 2

kawan ku bgtau...'anak buah aku nyer citer2 nk jd soldier'

tp semamlm kn die jatuh beskal..luka dalam kt tgn..

nk kene jahit..nangis x sudah.meraung2...

ayah die ckp la kt die 'kalo afif nk jadi soldier kene kuat, xleh takut'

anak die pun balas la...'kalo cmni afif xnk la jd soldier '

fleksibel sgguh budak ini..


huahuahuahua..

bdk2 zaman dulu n skang..ish3 *geleng kepala*

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Ape nak Jadi?????~

Was having a chit chat with colleague during lunch..
she was telling a story bout one of her anak buah..


One day,
her anak buah was looking at a cigarette box..
as we know all the cigarette box we find in stores today contains lurid and horrific pic of what will happen when u smoke

anak buah as always being an innocent curious kid he was..
he asked his father..

'ayah, ayah..nape kaki die macm tu?'

bapak pun menjawab..

'itu nak, jadi biler die kempunan x dpt isap rokok'

dan aku tergelak golek2...

ape nak jadi ngan bapak zaman sekarang!!!!!!

*chewing some candies sambil geleng kepala*

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hello World~

DULU

aku tulis blog ngan niat jd my ‘public diary’ la konon..

nak channel everything there..HAPPINESS,FRUSTRATIONS etc etc etc..

KINI

i’ll still write bout myself..

but think of reducing the narcissism nature of the blog..

planning to write more bout facts..

i gotta start reading, shutting up my chewing candy mouth *wtf* and observe, start listening…

i once heard form sum1, to be a gud writer..

write wut u kno..

i wanna lead a more knowlegeable life and wit more wisdom..

SELAMENYER

xder bende kekal selama nyer…

*ketuk kepala sniri*

pehal aku ni…x ckup gule gamak nyer..

tinggi benor angan2

muahahahahaha

HELLO WORLD~

*teraba mencari gule2 getah*